Did someone mess with the thermostat? Because great balls of fire, it’s hot in Philly.

At least it smells delightful. What would you call the scent of summer in Philadelphia? “Hot Garbage Lilac?” Elegant. We can already see the commercial replaying over and over again on Hulu. A beautiful lady in fine clothing walks up to your door with a twinkle in her eye. You meet her on your stoop, close your eyes and lean in for a kiss — and BAM, she whacks you square in the nose with a pile of old banana peels and days-old lunch meat. Mmmmm.

Anyhoo, you get it. It’s hot. Let’s fire up the AC and get to the jobs!

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