Now that our bodies have been taken prisoner by allergies — pollen settling deep down into the eye sockets, lids grinding over eyeballs like sandpaper, the tender skin of the under eye area rubbed raw by our very own tortured hands — it’s actually not so bad staying inside.

Plus it’s easier to read this week’s list of tech openings when the seeping pollen ooze isn’t straining out of your puffy, bloodshot eyes.

Or, maybe it’s just time for an Allegra.

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