Brace yourselves. Remove Apple Wallet and PayPal from your phones. Take the deepest breath andprepare for resistance as you stare deeply into the seductive, ocean blue eyes of temptation.

Memorial Day sales are coming.

Before you go nuts for a new Tempurpedic mattress, remember, money can’t buy you love. Well, unless you get a puppy. But it definitely can’t buy you happiness. Hmm, except if you get a fancy Vitamix (trust us).

Forget everything we said. Just be sure to pick up a great career opportunity while you’re out getting everything else. List of the goods are below!

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