Hey. Not sure if any of you have heard because it’s kept a pretty low profile, but there’s an election coming up.

Maybe you’ve noticed the mountain of direct mail screaming at you to PICK THIS CANDIDATE or the barrage of texts begging, “CAN WE COUNT ON YOUR VOTE?” Perhaps you’ve caught on to the decibel change during commercials, when all of the people start yelling about all of the things, all at the same time. Or could it have been the last time you watched “Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy” and related deeply when Brick was struggling to understand the LOUD NOISES?

Indeed, ‘tis not a subtle time. However, it is time to toss that caboose into some spandex and exercise your right to vote. And hey, if it makes you feel powerful, wear the spandex during your next job interview. Just, you know, under your regular clothes.

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